When a young and innocent child is born into this world he hardly expects his first conscious experience to be that of hanging upside down with his head in a bucket.
THE HELL HE DOESN'T!
Suffice to say that any such experience may well foster various consequences and influence the future behaviour of the child, especially throughout his teenage years.
THE HELL IT CAN!
TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND READ ON Witness me causing bloody havoc in Lozells and Great Barr, Birmingham England, with side splitting repercussions.
TRY TELLING THAT to Miss Jennifer Tinslepuss, a pretty sixth former living in Birdbrook Road Great Barr. She was sitting on the toilet when the explosion occurred and was happily daydreaming of retaining her virtue after much alternative activity from her boyfriend-when a slap of ice cold sewage water hit her bottom followed by a family of crazed eels invading her from beneath! Her pathetic cries.
Christopher Powell
Birmingham Children England Family Fiction Great Barr Great Britan Homor Life Teenager